Monday, August 9, 2010

&&bullshit

sooo, im waiting to do a post on tumblrs. I only go to 3 regularly, but i wanna know about somemore... so if you know of some hit me :: @puffherphish // talesofmonroe@aim.com


sooo, while we wait for that lets talk about ME!!


so i do my hair all of the time, because i never know what i want for long periods of time.
im scared to let other people do my hair, because they usually dont know what the fuck i want.
so, i did my hair last night... and i am officially a 16inch beauty queen. =o]

Tumbling down a hill

... umm a few people are now becoming Tumblr's.

basically its a cute lil website and the easiest way to blog, if pictures or quotes are your thing.

Its not my thing tho, so here are some of my fave tumblrs.


Let the rolling begin...


Created by ChaCha
-Hampton Grad
-ATL Livin

A Femme Noir





Created by Mary Wilson

-Sophomore
-Norfolk State University

Straight Lowkey



The F Word



Created by Kristian

-18 years young
-Student

The F Word

Sassy Horse




Created By Brook Lynn
-deactivated stripper (magic city)
-ATL Cruisin
-Dope Blog

The Sassy Horse

The Black Hipsters



Created by Nycee && b. ho0ligan.


The Black Hipsters

stop readin already... go to their sites !!

Friday, August 6, 2010

i have a problem...

...with some of you guy's on twitter.





now dont get me wrong, everyone knows that i LOVE twitter. but some of you people... well a lot of you people be doin way too much.



problem #1- why do some of yall insist on retweeting ever @ that yall get? and then you guys respond on the RT like everyone in the twitter world gives a damn. confused by what i mean?

ex: RT @blahbloblee: @bleehblaa maaan what you doin today // not shit man

RT @blahbloblee : @bleeblahh ooh thats whats up hit me if you do summ // aight bruh i got you


now, its already annoying that you havin a full not shit conversation on twitter... but why must you retweet and respond your entire not shit conversation to the world. I speak for many people when i say WE DONT GIVE A FUCK. please just @ that person back, so my whole timeline is not filled up.


problem #2- You people who @ celebrities all day everyday. why are you doing that? you look thirsty as fuck. if they wanted to talk to you, they would have followed your ass by now, and yall would be having conversations thru DM.


problem #3- people who beg for followers or brag about how many followers they have, or ask you to follow them back. Begging for followers is so lame, just as lame as asking people to follow you back. just because you follow me does not mean that i have to follow you back. if i wanted to follow you i would. so if i dont there is a reason... your tweets are probably annoying, you probably tweet celebs all day, and you probably be tweeting about not shit all day long. and since when did your follow count matter? half of everyones followers are spam people anyway. so if you are a regular ass person with 600+ followers, half of those people following you arent really following you at all. they are SPAM. so stop boasting about your follow count, because if thats what makes you fell important you should really find a hobby


problem #4- these girls who tweet about sex and nasty shit all damn day. im not talking about people who are known for that, im talking about this average ass or ugly ass girls who you go to school with. bitch we do not care about whose face you just sat on, the fact that you are taking a shit, or tghe fact that you have a flock of niggas wanting to talk to you. half of the shit about sex is a lie, or if it is the truth we dont want to know that you are doing it.


problem #5- these people who get these brand new personalities on twitter. i dont know if this is the person that you wish you were, but you are not. and when you tweet all this dumb bullshit everyone is wondering why you are bein so damn fake on twitter.


problem #6- these people who @ me and talk to me on twitter knowing that we have never and will never speak in real life. i dont do twitter friends. if i dont talk to you in the real world why in the good Lords name am i going to talk to you via twitter?


problem #7- people takin this twitter shit waaay to personal. I know there are going to be a few people who are going to be upset about this post because they do this shit all daty everyday. and there are people whio get mad about the shit that i post on twitter. baby, its just twitter/blogger... its not that serious.


=o]

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Dress Post

Sooo, I do not have a job this summer (as you can probably tell from my constant tweeting)... so I have decided to make things.. (wigs, dresses, skirts... etc)

Whenever I go thrifting I always pick of dresses that look like grandma dresses to other people, but a sexy little dress to me... so this is the dress post.

(I will be updating this post with more pictures of dresses, so make sure you look for the notice on FB or twitter @puffherphish)





Enjoy.


Dress #1. Butterick pattern. Fabric from JoAnnes. Details, Yellow zipper



Dress #2. Butterick pattern. Fabric from JoAnnes. Details, Pockets and a button close


Dress #3. Salvation Army. Took in around the waist and bottom, lifted the waist.





Now remember I'm an artist, and I'm sensitive about my shit.
_eryka badu

Monday, August 2, 2010

*Le Bebe



Oh Bebe... how I used to be in love with you.... when I was in Highschool. Back then I would get something out of Bebe at least once a week. I even worked there for a few months.
ehh... logo, logo, logo...I never was a big fan of logo, but I will admit that I did have some logo shirts. They weren't for dressing up tho, they where for days when I wanted to look "good" without really trying. Now a days, I dont remermber the last time that I've ever bought anything from Bebe. Not knocking those who wear Bebe, they have some cute stuff, but the WAY that they are wearing Bebe is the problem.

When Bebe launched in 1976 they had an idea of a the "Bebe woman." On their website this woman is described as "sexy, asertive and stylish.... confident and cutting edge"

Ok... with that being said what the fuck is this Bebe epidemic that has been going on ever since the first trailor trash/ghetto girl walked into Bebe and said "ooh, dats caaayute"

My problem is this, I dont understand what the OBSESSION with Bebe logo is. I swear I see a girl with a bebe logo shirt on everytime I go out. I hate when Im out a club or anykind of dressy/casul function and I see a girl in her "BEBE" shirt, jeans/shorts/skirt and heels. Since when did logo become something you go out in? I mean im not gonna fake and act like this is the first time ive ever seen it... but seriously, Ive been seeing it since I started going out senior year, and it hasnt stopped yet. I will say i saw at least 10 girls in logo when i went out Saturday, and I wanted to scream everytime I saw it. I just dont understand, WHY WHY WHYYYYY !!

And while I get sooooo excited when I see one of these people in somethign other than logo...my other problem is this... bitch you know that you are a size 8/10... so WHY IN THE FUCK are you trying on a Small which you know equals like... a 4. Don't worry.... I'll wait.
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Right. No answer. Then some of you people try on this too little dress, and seeing that the seams are about to rip, the fabric is pulling, and your ass and tits have been mashed in entirely too much, you STILL BUY THIS DRESS AND WEAR IT....
IN PUBLIC!!!

chiiiile... I just really dont understand. Women, if you are going to wear bebe, please wear it so that it does not "look" like bebe. please do not wear logo when you are going out. and please please plllleeease wear a dress that actually fits you. You arent doing anyone a favor by wearing a dress that is entirely too small for you.

This isnt just a problem with Bebe clothes, this is a problem with all mall brands everywhere. Come on ladies... please get it together.... if not for yourself, do it for all of the people who have to see you when you go out in public. You are slowly killing us.

x___x