Saturday, July 31, 2010

who said cigarettes arent sexy?

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I guess I'm a tad bit biased because I've been known to smoke cigarettes (I've basically quit now). But even before I started smoking, I always thought that cigs brought a certain sexyness to a picture. I guess its that touch of "I dont give a small fuck" that a cig brings to a picture.

The guys at lesmokingimage.blogspot.com have an entire blog on models smoking cigarettes (and looking amazing I may add)

We could go back and forth about how bad cigs are for you... but so are a lot of things that people are "ok" with. weed, liquor, black and milds, hoes, pills, money ... I mean, I'm just sayin, who said cigarettes arent sexy?

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Agyness Dean
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I could go on and on and on and on and on with pictures of gorgeous people smoking, but I'll stop here... I'm assuming you get my point.

"Cigarettes aren't cute"-R
"Fuck you, I dont smoke cigarettes to be cute"-Me

The Blaque Book

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So as some as you may (or may not) know, a lovely friend of mine (Randy B // @RandyB09) and his brother (Javan B // @Javan_B) have a not so little blog called "The Blauqe Book".

Its a blog on mens fashion and i LOVE it. Im not going to go into detail because I want you to go check it out for yourself.

These guys are from my hometown Birmingham, AL. Randy attends the University of Alabama and Javan will be attending Howard University in the fall.

Show these guys some love (they deserve it).

www.TheBlaqueBook.com

Come for the queen.

Goodmorning you beautiful creatures. =o)


Sooo... I've decided that I would send you guys some pictures this morning. Enjoy.


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Have a great weekend guys. and if you have any stories you wanna tell email me at talesofmonroe@aim.com or hit me on twitter @puffherphish

p.s... if you havent already, please listen to B. Scott's "Come for the Queen" (click play"
this song gives me sooo much life. The song doesnt have that many lyrics... but the lyrics that are there SLAAAY.
All I can say is yaaaaaassss, honey yaasssss. *vougues.... and dip*

"I dont care if you come for me, I want you to come for me... I dare you to come for me"

"Throw the rocks, knock yourself out.... they wont hit me"'

"Throw your rocks at my throne, they wont touch me because youre unknown"

Friday, July 30, 2010

Hello Zoe....

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Zoe Saldana is looking AMAZING in the photos for Calvin Klein's new underwear "Envy".
I hope everyone can appreciate a beautiful woman like i can. -grabs a fan-

chiiiiiile...

I have a problem...

... with these girls and their addiction to "Summers Eve Deoderant Spray".... or "Coochie Spray" as I like to call it.

My problem is girls thinking that they can spray it, instead of taking a bath/shower, washing up, or even baby wiping the shit of out their vaginas.

The only thing that can come from spraying coochie spray on a dirty vagina... is the smell of "Fresh Lavender" and dirty vagina. Those two do NOT MIX !!

If you want to make sure that you smell good in your nether regions TAKE A SHOWER, and use baby wipes or feminine wipes after you use the bathroom. If you think your vagina is always stinking you should probably go to a doctor so they can tell you what is wrong with you.

and lets be honest... that summers eve shit doesnt smell that good anyway, and i shouldnt be able to smell it across the room. Some of you girls spray ENTIRELY too much of that shit. and to be honest, if i can smell it, i automatically assume that you have a dirty pussy.

so PLEASE... clean it up ladies.
Good day.

what it do? What the business is?

Hello Hi You.

Its been a while since I have blogged, and ive missed it terribly !! so ive decided to come back yay !!
:busts into a fit of giggles::

Umm... now exactly what i will blog about is up in the air... whatever comes inside this brain of mine which could be ANYTHING!! i may even blog multiples times a day... who knows !!

if theres anything you want me to blog about hit the email :: talesofmonroe@aim.com
and if ur not already follow me on twitter @puffherphish and you can hit me up with things to blog about there. =o)