Where the wild things are*

Yay a new post...that I stole this from my girlfriend, l0l

I'm goign to post something CRAZY soon... omfg wait till yall see that.

But I believe this is something that oooh, every HU person can relate to cuz we all know someone who is...

Lesson 38:

in the closet

DISCLAIMER: if you a closet homo or a down-low man &get offended, OH WELL...

one thing ii hate, pretty much on the same level as the devil, is a "closet homo"

you know them guys that can dance to every Beyonce song almost as better than she can but swear up &down they straight...

or them girls that just say some questionable, kinda almost gay sh*t. or they too touchy with you &hug you a lil too long...

or the best one..
the ones that tell you they "bisexual", "but dont tell nobody" because it might shock people. NO, ITS NOT GONNA SHOCK ANYONE CAUSE EVERYBODY ALREADY SPECULATE YOU.

what these closet cases dont understand is that you give off signals. you try so hard to cover yourself that you wind up giving yourself away. its a battle you fighting &losing terribly.
then you are fighting a battle with yourself because you want to be open &able to be yourself around people but instead you have to pretend, front, &be fake in order to keep your secret. its just stupid &all you are doing is driving yourself into depression


THEN YOU GOT THE BISEXUALS...

ii was having a "bi-sexual" double standard convo with my friends the other day....
the conclusion we came up with is, we believe girls can truly be "bi-sexual"
BUT GUYS [no sir]
once you have had a d*ck in your a** or mouth, you are gay nigga-- end of story

ii have heard girls say all the time, "ii would never get with a "bi-sexual" guy"..
[well a high percentage of black males are considered on the DL, so chances are, you've already done it]


NOW THIS BRINGS ME TO THESE DOWN-LOW MEN...which ii am highly disgusted by these people
being on the down-low is not the same as being in the closet. my definition of down-low is the vast majority of the gay world knows you are gay but the straight world does not. &those 2 worlds never mix in your life, so it makes it easier to stay on the down low

FACT: most aids cases in the world are african american females
this is partially because of the down-low men. these guys tend to be reckless when it comes to having sex with guys. that world is like a guilty pleasure to them so they just don't care. ii have heard so many DL guys say "if ii had hiv/aids ii wouldnt tell my partner. imma just keep going with my life doing what ii was doing. its not my fault they didnt ask me to get tested"


HERE ARE TOP TEN SIGNS OF A DOWN-LOW MAN

10. He Likes To "Pretend" To Dance Like A Woman. While a 50 Cent or Jay Z song is on, they on the wall looking mad. But, as soon as Beyonce comes on, he is all over the dance floor poppin' his booty and doing it better than you girl. Yeh, you think he’s playing and trying to make you laugh. But child he’s really not. Besides ladies, you don’t want no man, who be poppin his booty to beyonce. That’s a no no.

9. He's Always With His Best Friend. I mean always together like two females. Always working out together, always on the phone together. And, you as the girlfriend wonder why he spends more time with his best friend than with you. And, as long as he is with you, no one will think that he is gay.

8. He Picks An Argument With You For No Reason. And, then leaves the house for hours. He does this so he has time for the both of you and his down low lover. If your man is always picking arguments with you and leaves the house for hours. If he’s not hiding that he’s gay, he’s hiding something. And, that’s another story, another time, and another place!

7.Look At His Walk. Does your dude walk too, too hard. So hard that it's noticeable. You think if you walk all hard and tough and all, people won't think that you are gay.

6. He's Extremely Secretive. Basically, if you know nothing about your man , it’s because he doesn’t want you to know. He doesn’t want you to know that he is gay, that’s why everything with him is a big secret.

5. He Always Talks About How Chicks Want To Get At Him. But, in reality you never see him with none of the chicks. He's probably just saying them things to make you think he’s straight and to throw you off. In reality, all them chicks he talks about are really men. Okay....

4. He Hits And Beats On Women. I’m sorry, a real man does not hit a woman. But, a down low man will. Now, wait a minute some women do like getting a little roughed up, choked up, a little weave pulling during sex but that’s another story child. I’m talking about those Ike and Tina Turner beatings. He's just trying to prove to the world that he is a heterosexual man. Knowing deep inside he is a big ol queen inside.

3. He's Always Calling Somebody Else Gay. A dude that is just always like "He looks gay. He acts gay. He dresses gay. He walks gay". SHUT UP! You just want him to be gay, so you can have him. Stop calling everyone else gay and call the person who truly is gay and on the down low and that’s you.

2. He Wants To Make Love From Behind. If your man always want to give it to you in your butt every time your have sex, and gets mad when you don’t want to put it in your butt. That’s a sign. Because if your man like poking you in the booty. What makes you think he wouldn’t mind poking a man?

1. He's Homophobic. Is your dude always angry with gay people for no reason. Does he always have something negative to say about gay people. Does every time he see a gay dude, he got to make a comment. He is only saying these things to get the gay boy attention. Because deep inside he wants that gay boy or he wants to be free and happy like him. So he hates on the gay boy, because the gay boy can care less of what folks has to say about him and he’s going to be himself.

A real man will see a gay boy and say nothing



LETS GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE. THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT WONT ACCEPT YOU OR THE LIFESTYLE YOU LIVING. BUT AS LONG AS YOU LIVING YOUR LIFE FOR YOURSELF &HAVE GOD IN YOUR HEART, THEN EFF THEM PEOPLE. SO DONT FAKE OR HIDE WHO YOU ARE FOR NOBODY

Peace.Love.Sex
Fizz

who you callin a hoe?

so, my mind friend tony has agreed to send me stuff to post on the blog !! AYE !! haha
even tho im livid with him posting it on FB before I could post it here, you HU peeps have no clue who he is, so I cant feel too bad. Enjoy the blog, its amazing....

Lesson 36:

the ever present question

Before I start...
I wanna get something off my chest that we probably all can we relate to:

FORFING…

A FORFE occurs when plans and arrangements are made for you and your “other” and something comes up on their end that results in them not being able to show up. BUT, they don’t let you know anything…

At all...

U just wait on them and they never show up...

We too old for that. I understand that things come up and things happen, but you should have the decency to let me know something. I take time out of my day and miss arrangements for you, and you can’t even call and tell him that you can’t fall thru.
(Real talk, I’mma start doin dat in a minute. I'm just gonna stand you up. That way, you know what it feels like next time you decide to get amnesia and don’t call.)

Back to business…

All of us have faced this certain question…

A question that leaves many people in IDK mode…

A question that leaves most men speechless and most women guessing…

WHY IS IT WHEN A DUDE HAS SEX WITH A LOT OF GIRLS, HE IS A PIMP; BUT WHEN A GIRL HAS SEX WITH A LOT OF DUDES, SHE IS A HOE??”

I saw this in my mini-feed on some chick's status earlier this week. I thought about it for a lil minute, and then I called Mary Jane over to get her opinion and this is what we came up with.
(Feel free to agree or disagree. This is only my personal opinion.)

First, I wanna address the male side.

“Why is it okay for dudes to sex a lot of girls!?”

Unfortunately, this is just how society is and the nature of men. Just how females were taught to be ladies, many dudes were taught to be men. However, many of these guys were taught the wrong stuff. Boys go thru their entire life doing what they believe makes them a man. For some, manhood is determined on how many guys they whooped, how much money they made, and of course, how many hoes girls they have had sex with.

What they failed to learn was how to be more of a GENTLEMAN, which is the exact opposite of what they’re trying to become. They failed to learn that GENTLEMAN should understand that there is more to value in females than what her “head game hittin on” and how good her poochie is.

NOW FOR THE FEMALES…

If you were ever called a hoe its probably been because of either 1 or 2 reasons.

1. Whoever called you a hoe probably doesn’t even know anything about you to even call you one in the first place. Many of you may find yourself saying, “But Tony, I don’t do anything! I only had sex with _ dude(s) and I’m a hoe!?” If this applies to you, then the best thing to do is just brush it off and keep going on with your life.
(Understand that people are gonna talk about you regardless of what you’re doing right or wrong. Sadly, some people’s purpose in life is to just hate and talk sh*t to try and bring you down to their level. F*ck em.)

2. You have too much of your personal business on the streets.

If #2 applies to you, let me educate you…

WOMEN:

Throughout your life, you have been taught the customs and etiquette of being a “lady.” Since you were in the dayz of training bras, Jellies shoes, and “Ponchanella” clapping games, you were taught the simple do’s and don’ts of being as ladylike as you can be. Little stuff such as not letting a boy pick you up with your skirt on, crossing your ankles when you sit, not spitting/burping/farting in public, etc… made you prone to be more “lady –like”.

Some of you are still working on being the perfect lady. Many of you don’t smoke/drink in public, don’t get drunk in public, or even cuss in public.

...Notice the keyword was PUBLIC...

A big part about being “Lady-Like” that many of you are missing is not having your business out to the PUBLIC.
(An important concept to understand about being a lady is NOT what YOU do, its what others KNOW YOU DO.)

Many of you are forgetting about DISCRETION. You tell all you're messy home girls your personal business and the next day you're on blast. You're not called a hoe for what you’re doing or who you’re doing. Its how you got your private business out to the public.

What I’m saying is,

No one should KNOW you having sex with that many dudes in the first place. Ain't nothing classy about telling about all the ceilings you left your footprints on. Keep your business to yourself and you’ll see a big change in how people look at you.
(Ever heard of that saying, "lady in the street, freak in the bed"?? Many of you are forgetting about the first part...)

SO...

Ladies, it really all boils down to who YOU are and what type of guys you're messin with that determines how you are looked at as a hoe. Understand the difference between fake men and true gentlemen. Know that just because you keepin your business on the low, it doesn’t mean that he aint getting p*ssy-happy and tellin all yall’s business to his messy homeboys. Know who you're messin wit.

The moral of the story:
Women, Men, Ladies, Gentlemen, pimps, hoes, and everything else in between:
shutup

-Tony Sosa

said he wanna sex me*

So, yesterday I was talkin to one of my really good guy friends DH. I was telling him about how 2 people had really just flat-out asked me to have sex (at different times). When I said no to both of them, they thought I was kidding. I asked DH if they were being serious, and he was like yeah.... they were serious.

Lesson 35::

what makes a person sexually attractive?

I asked him what would even make them ask me that, and he replied "Monroe, a lot of people want to have sex with you" Now I would be lying if i said that no one has ever said this to me before. I don't get what the big deal is tho.

When I look in the mirror I don't see what the big deal is. I don't think I'm the baddest girl in the world, I don't consider my self popular so it can't be for status. Is it because I have a girlfriend and they want to test me? Then I start to think, is it the things they have heard about me? Yeah, that could be it... the only thing is the vast majority of the things I hear about myself are lies, and people who know me know that when I do something I fess up to it. I don't see the point in lying about something that everyone already knows about. They also know that when I hear something thats not true, after its been discussed I don't bring it up anymore.

So lets talk about these boys*

The things thats baffles me the most tho, is why guys think that they are any different from their friends. I mean lets be real... if I told your friend no, why don't you think I would tell you no? no seriously, Im asking you this question. Is it so you can go to your friends and be like "oh man, she let me beat and told you no"? You silly boys, thats another reason I'm NOT going to have sex with you.

I've had numerous guys ask me on numerous occasions if we could have sex, and I have told these guys no on numerous occasions. So what makes you guys come back? Is it because when you approach me I laugh it off and don't make a big deal about it? Is it because you like the thrill of the chase? Or is it because you actually like me and are just trying to hide your feelings? Well whatever it is, you guys need to chill out, because in the long run it just makes you look dumb... especially when you approach one of my friends and all we do is laugh at you.

The guys who make me laugh the most are the guys who ask you and don't believe you when you say no.

Now for some girls, this happens when they have had sex with one of the guys friends::

The guy approaches you, knowing that you have had sex with his homeboy. Then when you say no they say "but you did so&so"...[there are many things wrong with this situation]

1. Why is this nigga whining?

2. Why does he think that because you did his homie you want to do him?

3. why is he brining him up in order get the goods?

This maddness needs to stop... guys stop usin ur home boys to get girls... yeah there are some girls who will do you cuz of who you know, but lets be serious, you are in college and you're not famous and neither is your friend... so those girls are gonna come once every blue moon.

Then there are the guys who think that they are top notch. They approach you with some smooth pretty boy talk [that he approaches every girl with]. The sad thing is that this works on many girls. So when you turn him down one of two things happen::

1. He's going to continue to spit game at you

2. He's going to turn into a little girl

If #1 happens the guy may try to play it off like he was just kiddin or say something like "well i'll give you time to realize what your missing". Usually if the guy starts off like #1 he's going to evolve into #2. Why, because this is the "hot shot, cocky nigga" on campus and you just turned him down after "he picked you" and he's "offended". Tell this little boy to get over himself... everyone's not going to want to do you, and those who have probably regret doing it.

What about those guys who are your "homeboys" and try you? I feel like those are the worse, because they probably know everything about you, know how you act, about the boys who have approached you and so on... They are going to approach you the most correct way, because they know you the best. Now why these guys want to have sex is beyond me... maybe they have always wanted to, or maybe they just realized that you're actually attractive, or it could be for some selfish reason. Whatever the reason tho, its your friend and you feel weird having sex with him. So when you say no::

1. You may hurt his ego, and it may ruin your friendship

2. He'll get over it and everything will be fine.

This is a tricky one because it's usually never expected...

No matter how many different guys there are and how they approach you, the real problem is the fact that they are approaching you just trying to get some in the first place. However this problem is not just caused by the guys, it's also caused by the girls who still continue to be OK with just having sex. As everyone already knows I'm against "waiting until your married" but that doesn't mean I think its OK to just do whoever whenever. And guys should realize that just because you want us, we don't have to want you.

twatme.emailme.loveme,

Monroe.

kids and sex

So, I was watching TV while I break from painting my room.. and I saw a commercial about parents talking to their kids about sex...

lesson 33::

its not your choice

In the commercial it was saying, don't worry about the parts, just tell us to wait..

In my mind I thought [BS] ... I personally don't believe in waiting to have sex till marriage. I believe in waiting till you're in LOVE. Some people will try [and lose] to argue "well when your married your in love" and thats bs too. People love to forget that people get married for other reasons that love such as money, power, status... and sex.

I feel as if parents who try to force their beliefs on their children are hurting their children more than helping them. We all know someone whose parents were strict when they were growing up and when they get to college they are either::

a) friendless

b)whores or

c) psychopaths

If you fit into one of these categories, Im not saying that your parents did a bad job at raising you, I AM saying that if they had been a little more lenient you probably wouldn't be in one of these categories.

On the flip side people fit into these categories because their parents were TOO lenient. They really didn't care what [or who] they did, and didn't bother [or care] to ask.

Things like sex talks are hard for some people, but if you never ask you never know. I know people who have never been tested [and need too], and never been to the gyno [and REALLY need too].

Parents are scared about doing these things and they shouldn't. First and foremost.. all girls are supposed to go to the gyno when they turn 18... this is because most girls lose their virginity before 18 and most parents don't know. Some parents don't want to do this because they feel it is "dirty" or "unholy" but what's really "dirty and unholy" is the fact that you try to scare your child into not doing things instead of working with them. I feel the same things thats done for the gyno, should be done for testing... when your kids turn 18, take them to be tested.

If you don;t want your kids to turn out like the freak-a-zoids you see everyday on campus, make sure you don't treat your kids how their parents treated them.

I have more to say, but I want to do a completely different post for that.... so be on the look out. =]

twitterme,emailme,loveme,

Monroe

Its not your beauty, its yo booty

SOOO... if you know me well, you know that one of my biggest pet peeves are people talking to their past exs/love flings/cutty buddys friends.... Didnt catch that? i'll explain.

Susie and Jonny messed around/talked for 3 months. Susie and Jonny stop talking. Susie and Jonny stop messing around. Susie wants someone new. Susie starts talking to Bobby. Susie starts messing around with Bobby. [The Catch] Bobby and Jonny are best friends

Lesson 25:
Its not your beauty, its yo booty*

AHH !! Just thinking about this makes me mad. I mean Im not gonna lie, there our exceptions.

• Sometimes it just happens- you cant always help who your attracted to. If you just started hanging out with this group, it may happen... ONCE*



• You may meet this wonderful guy... and then once you start talking, you realize that him and your ex-boo are friends... its ok to talk... SOMETIMES*

My thing is, why would you KNOWINGLY want to mess around with someones friend.. so they can talk about how you fooled around with both of them to all of their other friends?

Whats even worse then that, is when people mess around within the family... thats gross !! and you should CHILLLLL.... l0l*

The reason I'm bringing this up, is because Ive ran into some people lately who have been doing this like its ok... and its not... you saw what they did on Ray J of Love "Danger, she smashed the homies"... I mean... lets be reallll... boys find it funny to talk about stuff like that.

I mean, like I said, there are exceptions.. and people are entitled to mistakes.... but if it happens ONCE, it should NEVER happen again. There are too many guys in the world for you to be stuck on that one group of friends, that one fraternity, that football team, basketball team...etc*

So lady's.. why don't we start treating ourselves like ladies so that these guys can't think they can pass you around his friends. The first time one of their friends approches you, or he tries to put you on, you should let them know asp that its not goin down like that. My friend Mahd Johnson wrote this note on FB and I think that all ladies should read this.... Im closing the blog off like this::

Peace.Love.Sex.

Monroe.

Real Spit if men aint sh*t........

Then women aint fiber.....meaning for yall slow people yall aint helping the SH*T out...you making it worse...

All on my homepage I get statusess and all kindss of stuff talking about how men aint nothing and this bamma came at you wrong and how you wan a real man....Letss be real...yall dont want a real man...and Im gonna tell you why you dont want a real man...CUZ A REAL MAN IS GONNA TREAT YOU HOW YOU WANNA BE TREATED.....real men are simple we dont really play games ...and for real we dont have no game....Games are for players(something like a pimp ,chuuuuuucchh) so thats what you really want...you want somebody to play the games taht you play back with you....and when they dont, you get mad and say men aint sh*t...please...

1. If you degrade your self by saying that you ...ie."the
baddest b**ch" having all this swag or anything related to it..how can you
honestly expect to get a real man. real men want class , not b*(ches with
swag..lol that dont even sound good...how you gonna brag about being a
b**ch with swag...how bout being a lady with class.....

2. If i see a man in a police uniform..im gonna assume he is
a cop...if a see a lady in a h** uniform im gonna assume she is a
h**...simple...so when you go to the club dress like you looking for sex (with
your breast haning out..the clef of your butt peeking under your dress, or
humping the mess out of everting that looks good to you)...guess what you gonna
get a man that just looking for sex....when you put butt shots up or pictures of
you and your friends bending over in front of a camera on the
internet...guess what you gonna get that repsponds to that... a whole bunch of
..."dam girl that butt is phat" or " im trying to see what that be
like"...these are all quotes comeing from brovas who play the game...and when
you respnd back... first thing the bama is thinking is that you easy..and guess
what fool...you are....real talk..sorry to say it..but if it was that easy to
get your attention..dam..i know some bammas that would have you..let me
stop

prime example of the exact opposite of this I would a young lady thats on my friend list im not gonna put her full name but Jasmine J...im just gonna be real.. youngin is probaly one of the most maturist (sp), classiest (sp), and sexiest yougnins I know...real spit I aint never really seen youngin half naked when i have seen her out...or in pictures on facebook...never heard her refer to herself as a b**ch or anything negative, and she keeps her bizness to her self which leads me to...

3. IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHICH IS SUCH A GOOD MAN (and
vice versa) WHY IN SAM'S NAME ARE YOU PUTTING YALL BIZNESS ON FACEBOOK. they use
to say dont tell your friends about how good your partner is, cuz they gonna
wanna find out... Yall females of today go past that and tell the whole wide
world how good your man is...and then put pictures up...and tagg him in the
pictures...probaly put his twitter up to..(follow @foyolyfe)...keep your
business to yourself...and if your man was as half as good as yall say he
is...you wouldnt even have time to be on here talking about him...you would be
to busy at least attempting to love him back just as much as he loves
you....Loving your queen is hard work for real men...espcially since most men
are lazy...and if it aint hard work for the man...it means he aint loving you
right or he loving some one else...while you up here talking bout him...he
inboxing some young freak thats reading your status....thinking of all kinds
debauchery...

REAL MEN ARE GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. woman created this game...yall are bred and raised to learn how to please and get a man from birth...we when were born we are raised to play in the dirt and pick up bugs and football....then later on after we start to notice girls we pick up on how things ran..yall created this game and you mean to tell me you cant find a man to treat you like a lady..how is that so when woman was playing with doll babies, and dress up, and all this other feminine stuff when they are you young. us men weren't learning pick up lines when we were young..we were dirt monkeys, and girls had cooties...so how is it that yall keep finding men that aint bout nothin ...you know why...take a guess.............................cuz you aint fiber...for all yall slow people...YOU AINT S**T EITHER....STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE GAME YALL CREATED UNLESS YOU REALLY DOING SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT...TEST SINGLE "mamacita" SHOULD BE UP TOMMOROW IF EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT...MAKE SURE YALL DOWNLOAD SO YALL CAN HEAR SOME REAL MAN WORDS ABOUT WOMAN...

Mamacita

Front Street, Woah

SOOO, as I was reading on of my daily blogs YESTERDAY, I noticed that Bow Wow had made a rather rude comment about what APPEARS to be Kim Kardashian and his ex Ciara... via Necole Bitchie.com from Bow Wows Twitter:

::Fellas, don’t you feel like a G when ya ex and another girl u banged or f*cked around with r now friends? boosts my ego up! like daaaayum ima pimp

::wat makes it funny i dont think she knows! ha! im laughn lol….

This comment was said shortly after this picture was released:

Lesson 22:

This aint cute

Girls hate when you try to put them on blast. If Bow did get Kim, what makes him think that she would be with again if he's tellin all of her business? Girls aren't dumb... we catch a bunch of the lil sly bs that guys try to say when they are around their homeboys. Trust we do the same stuff with our homegirls. But NOONE likes their business put on front street, Now if this isn't about Kim, Bow STILL messed up, because it's no secret that Kim and Ciara have been hanging out lately, and everyone is going to be jumping to conclusions. I'm sure Kim will have something to say about this... since people or wondering. OR, would it be better if she didn't say anything and just let everyone keep guessing?

Monroe.

Don't get to comfortable

So for all you Lil Wayne fans... this is exactly wat he was talking about in his song "comfortable". I love it when you guys send me posts like this... it keeps things intresting !!

Lesson 12:

If you don't love me, somebody else will

its just a regular wednesday &ii decide to go see the ex-boo/bestfriend cause wifey wasnt acting right [&seems like she lost her touch]. ii calls, let her know i'll be over in an hour, she says okay. im all happy to see her &cause its been a minute &ii been focusing so much on wifey ii forgot about her. ii arrive, knock, &she opens the door in a black SEE THROUGH thong &bra. 1st im standing there like "bitch, who you got up in here?" bout to get mad ignorant cause she knew ii was coming. she doesnt even speak a word. just grabs my hand, leads me to a chair, ties my hands behind my back &starts to make an ice cream sundae [IN HER DRAWS]. got me sitting there thinking she trying to poison me or sum. she comes at me, sits in my lap &starts to feed me this damn sundae &spraying whipped cream everywhere
needless to say, we had sex...
but oh the plot thickens...
its not even all that that had me wanting to marry her on the spot, its what she did during the fuck session...
she gets up on my ass, goes to the bathroom &comes back with a "pearl tampon applicator". of course im lost as hell. she sticks it in, sprays the whipped cream in &informs me to lick it out...
not only did my love for her grow fonder, it made me question the level of creativity that ii put into sex &definitely made me step my game up.
&all because it was a wednesday, she wasnt even trying to get back with me. . .

so when you hear nicki minaj telling you to step yo pussy up...[listen]...cause what yo girl doesnt do, the next [or ex] girl will...*

Yay... first lesbian post !! =] haha

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

Who says size doesnt matter?

So this lovely lady is saying what most women think but are too "class" to say.

Lesson 12:

size DOES matter

Size does matter. I am so tired of hearing size doesn’t matter; it is all about what you can do. That’s wrong! Size does matter. There is no sadder sight then a hard dick that’s a whole 4 inches. 4 inches can’t make me scream. 4 inches might make me wet but never an orgasm. In fact 4 inches makes sex harder for me. I have to fake moans and groans just for him to keep his manhood. I am not against small dick honestly. If you have a small dick and you know how to work your tongue, then we can be best of friends. But please don’t come to me with a small dick without any other skills. Yes words can be sweet but nothing is better than action.

With that said I can finally get to the story…

Being a virgin is a hard thing. In fact being a virgin in college is a harder thing. Luckily I am no longer a virgin. but I still remember those days. I will admit it; I was so damn excited to lose my virginity. I probably would have spread my legs to a janitor if he asked. Okay maybe not lol. Anyways it was finally the night I was going to lose it. I was nervous and excited until he pulled down his pants. My excitement was lost because this man was working with 4 inches hard! I was in disbelief. I had seen many dicks over my years and 4 inches was just oh so small. I still let him stick it in. I didn’t feel it when it went in. I asked him if he put it in and he yelled “YES BITCH, YOU WANNA RIDE”. Since I was unable to take him and his 4 inches seriously, I started giggling. Needless to say he wasn’t happy. I was on the bed as he stoked back and forth. I felt nothing. There was no pain and there was no pleasure. Finally he pulled out. I looked at him and asked if he could take me home. I never spoke to him again. 4 inches is too small for me. Size does matter!

Thank you so much for keeping it real. No girl wants to pull down a guys pants to 3 inches !! l0l.. just keepin it 100%!!

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

Every young boys dream...

Heres another story. Im so excited !! l0l. if you want to see your story here send to talesofmonroe@aim.com. =]

Lesson 11:

Catholic girls get it poppin.

So, for my guys, you know what I mean when I say senior year of high school was the best out of the four.years. And it was for me as well. Had my car, a little summer job, and I had just graduated. It felt like I was on top of the world. Then came this passion fruit, whose name for her sake will be "Tasty".
She was a green from the jump. Want to know how we met? At my prom dinner, and no, she wasn't my date. She was a friend of the family, my cousin's friend to be specific. I knew from the first time she looked at my crouch all she wanted was some deep stroke.

And about two weeks and two dates later, that's what she got. It was an awkward event though. Tasty told me her mom and dad worked all day on tuesdays so I could come through whenever and stay til whenever! Before 8 o'clock of course. So I showed up at about one. Considerin I had work @ 5 I figured that would give me just enough time to bang it out for 3 hours and an hour of leeway to get to work.

Pulled into the driveway and called her cell to let her know I was outside, tasty told me to come around back. Walked up to her backyard patio and smelt cigarette smoke. Now I was not a fan of tobacco, but she mad cigarette smoking look like the best blow job on earth. And she went to catholic school, have you seen a catholic uniform before you're about to sex? Hopefully not if you're over 18. I was 17 so I was good LoL. So we go inside to the basement living room and sat on the couch, watched some Maury, and then I told her I couldn't take it anymore, it was time to get down. So she gets on top of me, and I reach under her skirt to grab some loving and OMFG!!! No panties. I melted in the chair then and there. Catholic uniform and no panties? The couch disappeared and I was looking up to the ceiling from her floor, with chest in hand. Then, an air matress appeared. This was any 17 year old's dream: my very own pornset complete with bad lighting and clear high heels on the girl. So we go and go and go until she says "baby I can't do it anymore, I came like 4 times". Oh yeah, superman cape on my back. I just happened to look @ the clock which said 4:45.

Soooo remember that job?

I didn't lose it for being late but I did catch reckless driving en route for doing 95 in a 50.

What I learned?
Sex with bad girl in catholic school girl outfit + afternoon shift = another driver's ed class

HAHA !! im sure all guys wishes this happened to them.

Until we meet again,

Monroe.

Unforgivable?

Sooo, my friend finally sent me his storrryy !! yee... read it


this entry, while funny does have a lesson. l0l

Lesson 7:

Women, there is a difference in being in a sexual relationship, and just being somebody's personal slut.

So, three weeks since we last hooked up.

I didn't really want to talk to her anymore. What had started as a friendship sparked by a shared love for fashion had turned into lustful barter for sex between two young people. But, the enjoyment was more than absent for me at this point.

It had gotten so bad that when I saw her name on my screen for a call or text, I knew there was only one thing she wanted, scrotum. So, after getting hip to her whoreness, I decided I'd have a little fun. Non-head giving was one of my fortes in this poke'n'stroke relationship. I refused to put my tongue anywhere near the cooch of a girl that swallowed my future children with the snap of my finger, let alone the fact that I never intended to make her my girlfriend. But one day, something in me said, "[My name goes here] go ahead and do it, have a little fun".

I told her to come over. She came in. We spoke and drank some lemonade. I was on facebook, and then she went up stairs. It's game time. I waited a minute before I went upstairs because I honestly didn't feel like having sex at the moment. I had a test the next day. But, who cared. So I went upstairs with the intent to eat box like I had never eaten before. Like, I wanted cardboard on my mustache. We kissed. I "hand prepared her filet mingon" (listening to Wayne as I write this". And then, I decided to go in for the munch. I said, "Take you panties off". She did. I rubbed my hands, bit my tongue, and then....

I walked out the room, put my shoes on, and left.

I didn't just walk outside to get something though. I went to get something to eat. Hit the grocery store, and I stopped by the ice cream shop. Needless to say, she was gone when I got back.

Wouldn't trade it for the world though. That was comedy.

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Until we meet again,

Monroe.