Friendemies*

Whats goody B'ham?! i had a great time at Penthouse last night.. i actually missed yall... l0l

anywho... i wrote this blog on the plane ride home yesterday.. but i didnt have time to post [obviously]... enjoy.

Lesson 29:

Who needs friends like these, who needs enemies?

Soo, this has been a very interesting week to say the least. I’ve learned a lot about myself and people who I considered “friends”.

Most people would go around talkin about the other parties involved… and normally that’s exactly what I would be doing too. This time was different thou. I didn’t have the urge to go around telling everyone what happened, in fact, when some people asked me about the situation I was just told them that I didn’t know what they were talkin about it.

It has also made me realize, that u can be 100% genuine with some people, and they will still stab you in the back. But you can fake like you like someone and they will be on you and HARD !! Oh well.. it just goes to show you that you can’t be nice to everyone… sometimes you just have to grab your cohonas [l0l] and be a man about it. As Shawty Lo would say “Ima broke hoes dream, rich hoes cream”

This summer has taught me not to be so judgmental too. I have heard sooo much more things this summer, than I did when I was a freshman. I didn’t think that the change was going to be that drastic, but it was almost like a 180. It’s crazy how much more respect you get at Hampton for not being a freshman.

It also amazes me how much bs people say about others, not caring whether it’s true or not. I can’t even begin to tell you how much ridiculous studd I’ve heard about myself, and people around me... things that aint true in no way, shape or form !! But at the same time… if you’re not being talked about, you aint doin summ right. On that same note tho, when you hear that someone is talkin about you, don’t let it just sit on the back burner… if its someone you're cool with don’t hold it in ( trust me, ive made this mistakes too many times)… say something to them. Its better to go ahead and get it out, so you can either get over it, or drop em. And Ladies…. Ladies, ladies, ladies… please don’t fight. It’s not cute, and no one is laughing with u but ur friends… cuz in the back of everyones mind they like… “look at these dumb girls…” [[brow raise]]. Cuz lets be real, how many beautiful, successful , educated women fight… its cool, I’ll wait for ur answer.

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exactly, there are none.... moving on

I follow this lady’s blog… she’s a stripper ay Magic City in ATL… her name is “Brook Lynn Carter”. Her blog is absolutebrook.com. I “l-ove” her. She keeps it real, and has helped me look at myself when it comes to things. She has blogs on everything… and I love her blog hard body. She has shown me that just because some one’s a stripper , doesn’t mean that they aren’t normal people. She’s just as much a woman as anyone else… so what if she takes off her clothes for money… that’s her money, and if u have a problem with how she getting it, stop throwin it... [break]

Over all tho, this summer was bomb. I had a lot of fun, met some cool people, and dropped some not so cool people. So as I sit here on my plane home to B’ham I feel accomplished. Everything that I wanted to happen this summer did, and now the fall is going to be on point*

I should have more time to blog when I’m home, I hope us southern girls don’t bore you with our adventures!! l0l . Hopefully im goin out tonight [I did... l0l] … so you guys make have something to look forward too [you do]. Bye guys, love you. Don’t forget to twitta a nigga. =]

So high in the sky,

Monroe.

ps:: sorry ive been making all these rambling post lately... im trying to keep it as raw as i can... without going back and re-editing... im just kinda writing what/how i feel when i feel it. Lemme knw when it gets to bad tho... then ill try to help a lil... l0l. love you guys. =]

The boy is mine...not*

Soo, I had a pretty good 4th this year. It was chill *bling, blow, burr*

However, you know there always has to be the crazy girl of the group, and believe me... this one was.... well i'll just tell the story.

I hate overly sensitive ppl. I just don't see the point in people getting mad or upset over EVERYTHING.. especially if that person is not your man or your woman. I could go into details about everything that happened... but instead I will turn this poor girl into a lesson for others.

Lesson 26:

The boys not yours... or mine*

Soo, this girl really likes this guy im kickin it with. They were cool before I met him, but she liked him more than he liked her. Shes cool at first... but then she just starts doin some... bizare stuff that im not even going to get into. Lets just say... she was being more fake than that Goach on the corner stand.


CHICK GROW UP--- girls like this make me sick !! She's mad at you because your cool with a guy she likes/want. She's mad at you because ya'll chill without her, and heaven knows what ya'll are doing. Why does she care so much? Don't worry tho, it's not your fault that your a cool, fly girl and people wanna be cool with you.


Girls like this are mad at you for more than just this guy. If it was just about the guy she wouldn't be speaking to you in public because its known. You can't be rude and not speak, or be overly nice and have a 30 minute conversation with her. Just give her a nod as you pass by.


When your hanging out with your friend don't mention her and if ya'll are all together make small talk, I mean lets be real, they are gonna ask her to leave before they make you do it.


These girls are put into the world to make real girls check themselves. Because when your slipping on your game in anyway, they are always gonna be there to fill in that void... WHATEVER IT IS.


When it comes to the guy, watch him. Make sure he's not trying to be messy and make the situation worse. And keep him updated enough so that he doesn't think our trying to be messy.


and try not to talk about this situation to anyone but like 1 close friend.

Bling.Blow.Burr.GUCCI.

Monroe.

Its not your beauty, its yo booty

SOOO... if you know me well, you know that one of my biggest pet peeves are people talking to their past exs/love flings/cutty buddys friends.... Didnt catch that? i'll explain.

Susie and Jonny messed around/talked for 3 months. Susie and Jonny stop talking. Susie and Jonny stop messing around. Susie wants someone new. Susie starts talking to Bobby. Susie starts messing around with Bobby. [The Catch] Bobby and Jonny are best friends

Lesson 25:
Its not your beauty, its yo booty*

AHH !! Just thinking about this makes me mad. I mean Im not gonna lie, there our exceptions.

• Sometimes it just happens- you cant always help who your attracted to. If you just started hanging out with this group, it may happen... ONCE*



• You may meet this wonderful guy... and then once you start talking, you realize that him and your ex-boo are friends... its ok to talk... SOMETIMES*

My thing is, why would you KNOWINGLY want to mess around with someones friend.. so they can talk about how you fooled around with both of them to all of their other friends?

Whats even worse then that, is when people mess around within the family... thats gross !! and you should CHILLLLL.... l0l*

The reason I'm bringing this up, is because Ive ran into some people lately who have been doing this like its ok... and its not... you saw what they did on Ray J of Love "Danger, she smashed the homies"... I mean... lets be reallll... boys find it funny to talk about stuff like that.

I mean, like I said, there are exceptions.. and people are entitled to mistakes.... but if it happens ONCE, it should NEVER happen again. There are too many guys in the world for you to be stuck on that one group of friends, that one fraternity, that football team, basketball team...etc*

So lady's.. why don't we start treating ourselves like ladies so that these guys can't think they can pass you around his friends. The first time one of their friends approches you, or he tries to put you on, you should let them know asp that its not goin down like that. My friend Mahd Johnson wrote this note on FB and I think that all ladies should read this.... Im closing the blog off like this::

Peace.Love.Sex.

Monroe.

Real Spit if men aint sh*t........

Then women aint fiber.....meaning for yall slow people yall aint helping the SH*T out...you making it worse...

All on my homepage I get statusess and all kindss of stuff talking about how men aint nothing and this bamma came at you wrong and how you wan a real man....Letss be real...yall dont want a real man...and Im gonna tell you why you dont want a real man...CUZ A REAL MAN IS GONNA TREAT YOU HOW YOU WANNA BE TREATED.....real men are simple we dont really play games ...and for real we dont have no game....Games are for players(something like a pimp ,chuuuuuucchh) so thats what you really want...you want somebody to play the games taht you play back with you....and when they dont, you get mad and say men aint sh*t...please...

1. If you degrade your self by saying that you ...ie."the
baddest b**ch" having all this swag or anything related to it..how can you
honestly expect to get a real man. real men want class , not b*(ches with
swag..lol that dont even sound good...how you gonna brag about being a
b**ch with swag...how bout being a lady with class.....

2. If i see a man in a police uniform..im gonna assume he is
a cop...if a see a lady in a h** uniform im gonna assume she is a
h**...simple...so when you go to the club dress like you looking for sex (with
your breast haning out..the clef of your butt peeking under your dress, or
humping the mess out of everting that looks good to you)...guess what you gonna
get a man that just looking for sex....when you put butt shots up or pictures of
you and your friends bending over in front of a camera on the
internet...guess what you gonna get that repsponds to that... a whole bunch of
..."dam girl that butt is phat" or " im trying to see what that be
like"...these are all quotes comeing from brovas who play the game...and when
you respnd back... first thing the bama is thinking is that you easy..and guess
what fool...you are....real talk..sorry to say it..but if it was that easy to
get your attention..dam..i know some bammas that would have you..let me
stop

prime example of the exact opposite of this I would a young lady thats on my friend list im not gonna put her full name but Jasmine J...im just gonna be real.. youngin is probaly one of the most maturist (sp), classiest (sp), and sexiest yougnins I know...real spit I aint never really seen youngin half naked when i have seen her out...or in pictures on facebook...never heard her refer to herself as a b**ch or anything negative, and she keeps her bizness to her self which leads me to...

3. IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHICH IS SUCH A GOOD MAN (and
vice versa) WHY IN SAM'S NAME ARE YOU PUTTING YALL BIZNESS ON FACEBOOK. they use
to say dont tell your friends about how good your partner is, cuz they gonna
wanna find out... Yall females of today go past that and tell the whole wide
world how good your man is...and then put pictures up...and tagg him in the
pictures...probaly put his twitter up to..(follow @foyolyfe)...keep your
business to yourself...and if your man was as half as good as yall say he
is...you wouldnt even have time to be on here talking about him...you would be
to busy at least attempting to love him back just as much as he loves
you....Loving your queen is hard work for real men...espcially since most men
are lazy...and if it aint hard work for the man...it means he aint loving you
right or he loving some one else...while you up here talking bout him...he
inboxing some young freak thats reading your status....thinking of all kinds
debauchery...

REAL MEN ARE GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED. woman created this game...yall are bred and raised to learn how to please and get a man from birth...we when were born we are raised to play in the dirt and pick up bugs and football....then later on after we start to notice girls we pick up on how things ran..yall created this game and you mean to tell me you cant find a man to treat you like a lady..how is that so when woman was playing with doll babies, and dress up, and all this other feminine stuff when they are you young. us men weren't learning pick up lines when we were young..we were dirt monkeys, and girls had cooties...so how is it that yall keep finding men that aint bout nothin ...you know why...take a guess.............................cuz you aint fiber...for all yall slow people...YOU AINT S**T EITHER....STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE GAME YALL CREATED UNLESS YOU REALLY DOING SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT...TEST SINGLE "mamacita" SHOULD BE UP TOMMOROW IF EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT...MAKE SURE YALL DOWNLOAD SO YALL CAN HEAR SOME REAL MAN WORDS ABOUT WOMAN...

Mamacita

Run up get done up?

So this is a story sent in by a friend of mine. You guys have all read about CAG and what not.. well this is her CAG story.

Lesson 24:

Run up get done up?

So, a lot of people love to watch all those crazy lifetime stories. They are all about the same :: murders, stalkers, sex addicts... etc. Well I am living one of those stories.



This story could be pages long, but im going to make a long story short. So, some of you have already known about the CAG and what Monroe went thru... except now the CAG has turned to me. Monroe and KO(ex-boyfriend in CAG stories) broke up b/c of CAG, and after the split CAG and KO got back together. I go to church with KO which is where I met him. He asked for my number and then we later met at walmart and started talking. KO and I were feeling each other and we soon started dating. Thats when CAG came back into the picture. She added me as a friend on Facebook and started pop chatting me and saying rude and innapropate things. She got my number out of KOs phone and started to call me from blocked numbers, and texting me telling me about how she was going to "beat me up". She used to love saying that he was just using me... So if breaking up with you for me is using me.. then I guess your right. When i stopped paying her attention again she went back to Facebook. Then she started pop chatting me from fake pages like :: Justin Smith, Brad Thomas, Nasia Thompson, Nazia Thomas, and then a page wit my name. Yes thats right, she made a fake page of ME....how crazy can you get? She then started adding friends and classmates of mine to these fake profiles. Sometimes she wouldn't say anything to them, but other times she would message them talking shit about me. When I would start dating a boy, she would message these guys telling them that I'm a h**, I'm ugly.. and all of these other things.



The sad part is, these things have been going on since October.



This previous month CAG and I have been having a "status war"... To make matters worse, friends from both parties were also talking shit on our walls. It go so far, that I told her to meet me at my Grandmothers house, who lives 2 blocks away from her. Needless to say, she didn't show up.


A few days after this happened my sister and I went to Wal-Mart. Turns out CAG works there. She saw us when we came in the door. We looked around for a bit, and when it was time to checkout we went to her lane. When we got up to her, she said she was on break.


I found this funny, because this girl has been telling me that she wanted to "beat me up"... so i gave her the perfect opportunity. But instead of "kickin my butt" as she also liked to say, she took one look at me and went on break.


So later that day, she goes about her normal things. Talkin behind the computer instead of saying it to my face when she had the chance. Maybe one day she will take me up on one of my offers...






DANG, sooo i guess threats really don't mean anything...

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

Front Street, Woah

SOOO, as I was reading on of my daily blogs YESTERDAY, I noticed that Bow Wow had made a rather rude comment about what APPEARS to be Kim Kardashian and his ex Ciara... via Necole Bitchie.com from Bow Wows Twitter:

::Fellas, don’t you feel like a G when ya ex and another girl u banged or f*cked around with r now friends? boosts my ego up! like daaaayum ima pimp

::wat makes it funny i dont think she knows! ha! im laughn lol….

This comment was said shortly after this picture was released:

Lesson 22:

This aint cute

Girls hate when you try to put them on blast. If Bow did get Kim, what makes him think that she would be with again if he's tellin all of her business? Girls aren't dumb... we catch a bunch of the lil sly bs that guys try to say when they are around their homeboys. Trust we do the same stuff with our homegirls. But NOONE likes their business put on front street, Now if this isn't about Kim, Bow STILL messed up, because it's no secret that Kim and Ciara have been hanging out lately, and everyone is going to be jumping to conclusions. I'm sure Kim will have something to say about this... since people or wondering. OR, would it be better if she didn't say anything and just let everyone keep guessing?

Monroe.

Why so serious?

So, last night I had a run in with a jealous girlfriend. I was supposed to go chill with my home girl to watch a movie, around 9. So it comes around, and I don't trip about people being on time because I'm always late. But its like 9:30, and i finally get a text, saying "my girlfriend trippin" and I'm like why? She replies "she doesn't want anyone coming over here that late".

Lesson 21:

Stop jumping to conclusions

Soo, I'm not gonna lie: this pissed me off. I think that girls over react about any and everything when it comes to a relationship. Its not a lie to say that girls very rarely completely trust their partners. There is always someone who cheated on them in the past and "blah blah blah". Ok well maybe I'm a different type of girl, but things like this do not make me jealous. As long as the person I am with lets me know what's up, like watchin a movie with a lot of people doesn't make me trip. I could understand if it was going to be just me and her, but her roommate was there, her roommate had friends over, and some of their mutual friends where there... soo my question is, where does suspicion play into this? In my eyes... none, so it just makes this girl look stupid to me.

So the point of this story is:: don't jump to conclusions. I'm not gonna lie, when bs like this happens I talk about you. No matter who YOU are. If you're over reacting about a situation that involves me or any of my friends, I think you're dumb. If you and your partner can't hang out with separate friends then you guys do not have a real relationship. Your going to be sitting around wondering what they are doing, and they are going to be annoyed because you are always crawled up in their butt wondering what they are doing and bugging them... so girls and some guys, CHILL OUT !! If they are yours then they are yours, and you have nothing to worry about. If you have that much doubt about them, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship with them*

Any stories you would like to share.. maybe about the opposing side, or if you just have any thoughts or feelings in general email me:: talesofmonroe@aim.com

you will probably see your story up here soon.

Monroe.

Your the only stupid one...

sorry it been a while.. i was waiting on some stories to come in, but they havent...

PLEASE SEND IN YOUR STORIES !! L0L

Lesson 19:

CAG's stop thinking that the girls your obsessed with are stupid. =]

no more drama for me.. well low key there is. the CAG made a fake fb profile and tried to add me as a friend.

at first CAG made it a boy named Brad Thomas from Homewood, AL.... My friend told me about this person, and how it was really CAG. The person was messaging this girl calling her every name under the sun, callin her ugly.. it was soo rude...

Then, a week or 2 later Brad Thomas went from a boy... to a girl. from the Birmingham network to the Virginia Beach, VA network. Then Brad Thomas went from Brad to N****a Thomas... a female name.

soo, i looked at the email address, cuz u know u can look up people by the email.. how funny that the email is jeremypugh18@yahoo.com

hmm, who else has the last name of pugh? So to make matters funnier, My friend AG saw the page when we were hangin out, and we called N****a and asked her if she had FB, and she said no. (yesss people, this girl doesn't even have her own FB...and CAG went and made one up !! bahaha) So we sent the girl the profile pic and link to the page via email, and her friend looked her up, and confirmed it.... whats even funnier is that N****a knew it was CAG from the jump !! l0l.

and on another note.. CAG saw me and AG at the mall on Sat. She has been trying to get him to stop talking to me for a little while now, so after sat, one of her friends randomly started hitting AG up... coincidence? I think notttt

Monroe

A Shout Out to CAG's Everywhere

OMG !! i Deff got 100 hits from yesterday to today !! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY !! l0l

SOO, as you guys know.. ive been dealing with a CAG. And its sad because she's harrassing alot of people... i think she has psychological problems...So im going to use her as an example to all girls who deal with a CAG on a daily basis...

Lesson 14:

If she texts you:: D0N'T TEXT HER BACK !!

This is exactly what she wants you to do. And shes going to use these texts against you. She is going to show her friends like: "look, this lil girl keeps texting me asking me about (insert name here)"

Lesson 15:

If you get a message about some mess, whether its from her, her friends or family: D0N'T MESSAGE HER BACK !!

Well, you can message back.. but don'g start cussing and actin a fool. If its rude say "Im sorry you feel like that" and let that be it. You do not have to talk to them.

It really sad and pathetic that there are girls like this in the world.. but its just another case of AW (Angry Woman) or ABF (Angry Black Female).

I've been talking to this girl who is going thru HELL with her own CAG and it's really starting to upset her. Her CAG texts her, calls her, messages her on FB, and gets other people to do the same... and i think its soo sad. I feel sorry for this girl, but i feel even more sad for her CAG.. the fact that she does all of this shows that she cares WAY to much... even when she says that she doesn't which brings me to another point:

Lesson 16:

Even when your CAG says she doesn't care about you.. she does.

If she didn't care about you, she wouldn't be going thru all of this just to bother you. It's sad and pathetic.

Lesson 17:

If your a CAG cut it out !!

you look sad and pathetic. You care more about the person who are harrasing than your own life. Even tho you think your friends are laughing with you, they are laughing at you.. they think your crazy too !!

This is what my CAG wrote about me.. yess another status:

Amber Pugh:: W0W THiS GiRl iS S0 0BSSESD WiT ME i TH0UGHT iT WAS BRANDD0N BUT iTS ME...l0l SHE iS AlWAYS C0NCERND WiT WAT iM D0iN 0R WAT Mi STATUS SAY...W0W M0RGAN GET A liFE...BUT 0N A SAD N0TE...BRANDD0N iS G0NE =[

I don't know about you guys... but this is upsetting... not because she's talking about me, cuz i could care less... but because she feels the need to do this in the first place. I guess she thinks that she's the reason im doing all of this.. but i'll let you know the reason i went thru this whole 3 day blogg spree about the situation:

I want people who are going thru this situation to know that they are not alone. there are CAG's every where. Some are going thru it way worst than me, and some aren't having it bad at all. The thing is, most of these girls are so upset, and crying to their friends about it. But me, I laugh at it because I see thru it. And you should too. The CAG is just insecure, and trying to use you to make herself feel better.

So DONT give in !! you are better than her, and are probably already over the guy who she is obsessed with. You are beautiful and intelligent, and don't let this low-life interfere with anything!!

Hope I helped someone.

Monroe.

a Wee Little Rant pt. 2 *Update*

soo... CAG wrote a status about me on FB yesterday... l0l.

But.. since she put my name all out of FB... i guess i can put her name out too right?

well this is what Amber Pugh's FB status read:

Amber Pugh F0UND 0UT WH0 HACKED Mi PAGE T0DAY..l0l THANKS M0RGAN M******...AKA M0RGAN M0NR0E AS SHE liKES T0 SAY...AND HER FRiENDS F0R HACKN Mi PAGE GRW UP AND GET A F*****N liFE....GlAD T0 KNW UR S0 C0NCERNED WiT ME..FYi BRANDD0N iS STill HERE....i KNW UR 0BSSESSED WiT HiM iF iTS THAT DEEP T0 U...U CAN HAV HiM iF HE TAKES U...l0l UR S0 SAD U HAV N0 liFE...l0l ME AND Mi M0M HAD A G00D lAUGH.....=]

Its alway nice to know that I'm on peoples minds... and that this shows how much people really never grow up.. even when they are about to be a mom or are already mothers... hmmm...

so like i said, im working on a post about unfit mothers (im sure we know who im reffering too) but now i have been motivated to also write another one... mothers who act like children... geeze who would have ever thought the these people would have been my inspiration...

oh BTW: GO LAKERS !!! 103-94 baby!! =]

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

A Wee Little Rant pt. 2

sorry its taken me so long to post today... i've been lazy. l0l

so i've had a wee bit of DRAMA these past couple of nights... basically to make a long, dumb and pointless story short:

my ex bf cheated on me w/ this girl.. like... June 07.. yess ages ago !! we broke up over other reasons.. but they got together after she told him that she was pregnant... she wasn't. So i know ur asking why did he stay with her.. well she continued to say she was pregnant... untill now. well now she actually is pregnant.. yay.. congrats. l0l.

well this girl is still in my life, calling my phone from blocked numbers, writing like me, posing like me, getting the same phone as me, hinting about being bi to me (the bitch is ugly.. NEVER.. eww) and writing in my honesty box. creepy... i know.

well recently someone hacked into her facebook account.. i thought it was HILAR !! and its funny because she has been doing all of the above stuff to people besides me... home girl went OFF yall !! hahahah. she was like "this bitch is crazy, she been callin me, honesty boxing me, and now she got played. get a life bitch". funny funny funny !!

soo of course they blame me ! JOY!! i knew it was gonna happen because their entire family is obsessed with me. So after numerous hb messages after this.. i decided to delete her from my FB. needless to say the hb messages stopped. too bad the phone calls and friend request didn't.. so we had this lovely exchange of messages:: I wont say her name.. lets call her.. CAG- crazy as girl... yes i'm being nice.=]

ooops i forgot the lesson.

Lesson 12:

don't piss me off, i wasn't taught to play fair. =]

Morgan Monroe

May 22 at 5:09am

Please stop requesting to be my friend, I dbt like you. Its annoying and pathetic, thank you.

CAG

May 22 at 6:18am

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i didnt i haven't been on mi page but if that was u who hacked mi page very childish n i knw ur a very fake ass person cuz ur tha only person who spell(ex-boyfriend) name wot two ds Lik me many ppl dnt knw that so it was either u or tresia yall funny hope yall had fun cuz it still didnt brk up mi happy home lol go get on another guys dick or another girl pussy which ever u prefer thats y he

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(soo... she didnt start spelling his name with 2 ds until i learned from his mother that thats the corrct way to spell it. she calld him, asked.. and then proceeded to spell his name the same way)

Morgan Monroe

May 22 at 12:15pm

Umm, I mean if u makes u happy to believe that its me, then that's cool. I could care less. I didn't message u to have a conversation tho, just to say stop requesting me

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CAG

May 22 at 1:29pm

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idc if it was u or not i knw hoe certain ppl spell his name Lik i said before go b on another dick or wateva

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Morgan Monroe

May 22 at 1:59pm

Ummm, are you finished ranting yet?

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(notice how she starts talking in caps.. l0l)

CAG

May 22 at 6:51pm

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N0T RANTiN JUS lETTN U KNW i WAS TiRED 0F THA BS ND UR FAKENESS AND CHilDiSH GAMES U SAY S0M 0NE MiN AND THN D0 S0M THA NXT BUT B QUiK T0 SAY S0M B0UT 0THERS D0iN iT AND U D0 THA SAM..l0l

Morgan Monroe

May 22 at 6:55pm

im not fake cuz i dont talk to you, but i lowkey wish u would stop talking to me.. but since i knw ur not.. ill just stop replying... and im ignoring you AGAIN>>> stop sending them to me.

CAG

May 22 at 6:58pm

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i DiDNT SAY THAT WAS THA REAS0N i TH0UGHT U WAS FAKE...i SAiD U SAY 0NE THNG AND SAY AN0THER U SAY U 0VER THA BEEF THN U SAY U C00l N THN U SAY NEG THiNGS AB0UT ME BEHiND Mi BAK..BUT iTS C00l i MUST B D0iN S0MTHNG RiGHT CUZ UR S0 C0NCERNED WiT ME (ex-boyfriend) AND 0UR BABY..T0 FUNNY BUT WATEVA U CAN ST0P REQUESTiN HiM ASS A FRiEND WE All KNW UR FAKE AND l0WKEY MESSY S0 U ARE DiSMiSSED FRM THA O*****/P*** liFES THANKS=]

CAG

May 22 at 6:59pm

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S0 U CAN AlS0 ST0P REQUESTN (ex-boyfriend)...U THRU G00D BYE FiND S0MB0Di ElSE

Soo as you can see... ive had an eventful weekend... l0l. so after this, i just kinda let her sit in my friend request section.... until yesterday.

i changed my status to something... not out of a song.. just out of my head. 1 minute later she changed it... so some ppl that may mean nothing.. but that made me raise flags.. probably because of the phone calls and messages i got about it, before i saw it. it also raised flags because she was not my friend on fb, and my page is blocked to those whom aren't my friends..so she's been getting on someone else's page and looking at mine.. yes doing THE MOST.

so i added her.. looked at our mutual friends.. turns our she's friends with not only my best friends from Bama, but also my good friends from HU, my cousin, my lil sister, my cousins ex boyfriend, and 2 guys who i used to talk to.. NOT COOL !!

so i blocked her, and all of the random's we had in common. then i get this lovely message from her brother... aka her.

CAG-BRO

May 24 at 11:15pm

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if you playing on my sis phone or doing some to her page could you please stop she already said yall aint cool and she dont have your number so if its you can you chill and if its that other girl let her know as well amber is already at a high risk pregnancy and the stress she dont need so the rumors or whatever you saying about her you need to stop cause she dont be stun you to be honest she always at work or sleep or with fultondale

Morgan Monroe

May 24 at 11:28pm

Not to be rude but I dobt give a fuck about any p*** or a fuckin high risk ass pregnancy... It affects me in no way. I already told ur sister it wasn't me, so tell her to stop wanting it to be me and accept it. I swear yall r the most ignorant and annoying family ever. Leave me alone. I don't like any of yall... And its so pathetic how yall keep messaging me and adding me on fb. Like... Pretend I'm dead and don't think about me... This is the last thing I'm saying to any person with p*** as their last name. So hopefully things are clear. Good bye and good day.

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CAG BRO

May 24 at 11:45pm

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she dont want it to be nothing she just tired of the bs just stop talking about my sis and saying shit about her point blank period just pretend her and fultondale dont exist stiop fucking with them xcause you havent been in a fight and you gone make her take it there

Morgan Monroe

May 24 at 11:50pm

i have come to the conclusion that you are stupid.

so i guess im just going to have to break this down:

*i do not call CAG

*i didnt not hack her account

*CAG is dead to me therefore i dont talk about her

*since she is dead to me.. i already dont think about her

*your sister has been writing in MY honesty box

*i know this because i know who broke into her account... and no it was not (other girl) **side note that was not in original message.. the girl who broke into her account wrote me an honesty box message apologizing for any inconvience she was causing me... and that it was not *other girl*)

*If she wants to fight over summ 8th grade he said she said... i mean i dont know what to tell hr, because i dont fight.. im too classy for that

*she is the one who is a tad bit to worried about me... she has added me on fb 3 times in the past 2 days while i click ignore, she changed her status to the same thing as mine...

*but nothing matters anymore.. ive already blocked her.. and now im blocking you... so hopefully we will have no more misunderstandings.

have a great life... if u move past this 8th grade shit u could have a great future ahead of you. bye.

soo.. my rant is this:: don't piss me off, i don't play fair. and if ur pregnant.. sit ur ass down and stop doing the most. i feel like also doing a post on unqualified people trying to get pregnant.. hmm. =]

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

You know what thy say about drunken words...

Yay !! Another submission. I'm sure a few of you can relate to this one. If you have a story you want to submit send it in !! talesofmonroe@aim.com

Lesson 10:

Your not Jamie Fox, so stop trying to blame in on the alcohol

So I always hate when people use being drunk as an excuse for what they did or pretending like they don't remember what they did the next day... but you can remember that I am mad at you?!?! Crazy! I know! anyways... In having a get together at my house on Saturday night my friends and I and some associates were all drinking and having fun. Now I like to keep my personal business personal... so only really close friends know about my relationships/ boo... and barely anything a that! Yes low key! I have well HAD! this one friend who THINKS they are the relationship guru/ master/ know -it - all.... but cant keep a relationship themselves! Funny! yeah! well lately they have been all up in my biz! talking to my boo about whats going on... So i kindly asked her to STOP! Well that was a month before this night! So on this night that I was hosting my get together (at my apartment), she decides to take the person who i talk to aside to talk! I don't mind because note we have all been friends for the last 3-4 years so it is not uncommon for any of us to talk. But i notice her say something about me and i again ask for her NOT to play Dr Phil. Mind you we all had been drinking a lot of wine but its WINE!!! I have been the one to see her pissy drunk plenty of times and let me tell you she is not even close to that point! Anyways she keeps saying little things that i try to blow off because there are a lot of people around... finally i walk out the room and as the guy I talk to is leaving I ask him to tell her to just stop because obviously both of us need to tell her to MYOB because its not working from just me he agrees but says she says she is doing it for me I had to let it be known for good that she is doing it for herself because i never asked her to do anything regarding him and I! So when I go back in ( let me paint a picture of the scene... there are people in the living room on the ouch talking people standing by the counter 2 people in the kitchen and the whole table is full of people) I go to the table and again she asked what i just said to him I kindly turn and say "please stop you are not Dr Phil and I don't need counseling." she then turns and loudly so that everyone in the apartment stops says "I am just helping its not my fault he wants___ (his ex) and is just fucking you on the side" So before I put all her dirty laundry out (oh because she has a couple loads) I removed myself to my room where I childishly called the guy and told him off... yes immature of me to not get his side but your supposed to trust your girls... right?? Too bad she didn't know why he and his ex actually broke up... I did but like I said you trust your girls.... right... Anyways everyone was trying to talk to me but i locked my door... And how dare me walk out 40 minutes later and this chick is still sitting at my table drinking and socializing. I am kind of a passive person because i still said nothing I used the bathroom and went back to y room... yes I know how could the host be in her room crying while people are drinking down her money... I try to stay nice! I did not flip till people tried to invade my space in my room that's when I went off!
So now that you have the detailed story hear this she goes outside my apt "drunk" crying to everyone that I am mad! Stop Please! then text me I am nothing but nice in my response that I just don't want to talk because I would never do that to her so I expect the same treatment the next morning i receive more texts and this time the tone is rude and almost like she is trying to play me! So i stop responding... I have been back home now and recently a friend called telling me she is claiming she was drunk and does not even remember... HA! Please! Lets be grown and start taking responsibility you know because you text me and know wont talk to the guy.... YOU were wrong and you are not Jaimie Foxx so stop blaming it on the alcohol!

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Im sure her friend learned a valuable lesson. She would have been kicked out of the house if it was my call...

Until we meet again,

Monroe.

A Wee Little Rant.

So, I am a fan of a blogger names Necole Bitchie ( www.necolebitchie.com ). i was reading her site ... oooh 5 seconds ago... and came across an entry she wrote today in regards to Julie Henderson who is dating Russle Simmons.

Apparently, Julie wrote a blog about.. well i'll just let you read it:

I have been spending “special time” with Russell for about 4 months and in that time I have learned some subtle things about some in the black community that have surprised me. I must say that while it has been a bit of a challenge for me, it has also been a wonderful learning experience. I realize that in this day of Obama and change that there is still a tremendous amount of poverty, suffering and pain in the black community, and for that I am deeply sorry. But, I have to say the angry responses to those realities are sometimes misdirected….Just for the record, I am nobody’s white b*tch, gold digger or fame chaser. Nor am I any of the other mean things I have been called lately. I don’t need anything from anybody, I come from a good family and I’m a young independent “successful” model making my way in NYC. (If you don’t believe me google me or go to juliehenderson.net).

Finally, I just wanna say that Russell has been a great “special” friend and I’m sure as sh*t not giving him up cause some in America object to our friendship. I wanna close by saying, what Russell always says, Namaste. (That means the goddess in me recognizes the goddess in you)….Or, b*tch get your own man.

then Necole Responded on her blog with this:

Dear Julie,

As a woman of color who has come from the “Black Community”, one that you say is “plagued with pain, suffering and poverty”, we grew up hearing those very words from our own people “black b*tch, gold digger, fame chaser”. Oh, and must I not forget the most disrespectful of them all “b*tch s*ck my d*ck”!

I hate to tell you this, but you are not singled out because you are a “white woman” who just happens to be dating a “black man”. This is just our reality. I am glad that you are now more aware of what we as black women have been subjected to in our own community for the majority of our lives. And you wonder why we are so “Angry”…

Welcome to my world!

Love Necole

Honestly... I think that everyone in the situation needs to stop acting like little girls. I personally think that black women are too... EXTRA about a lot of things. In my opinion Necole is totally out of line, and really shouldn't have said anything. I understand exactly where Julie is coming from. Women as a WHOLE regardless of race, need to stop trying to start an argument about everything. This is one of the main sterotypes that black women try to overcome, but when shit like this happens, how can you judge the world for thinking that about us? What all women and Necole need to realize is this:

Lesson 9::

Talkin shit about her, isn't going to make you look cool.

This shit seems like fuckin middle school to me... And in my opinion, it seems like Necole just felt like going off on someone, and Julie happened to be the target. Julie.. do your thing, ignore all of the negativity, and people putting words in your mouth. Necole do your shit, i love ur website... but don't try to word things for your blog. I was in no way offended by her message and you really shouldn't be either.

I didn't feel like she was directing anything at black women.. i think she was just gettin some shit off her chest.

Until We Meet Again

or even better :: Namaste,

Monroe.

Haha

So, IDK if you guys follow Yung Joc on Twitter.. ( www.twitter.com/IamYungjoc ) but this nigga is FUNNY!! l0l. First he starts alot of hype saying that him, Kat Williams, and DMX were about to give a big ass dog some coke.Then he says he got attacked and is in the hospital. It was all a lie, but shit, it made me wanna follow him to see what kinda funny shit he was gonna say. Well if you have been foloowing him you know what TUESDAY means, and if you havnt you will soon. HE says he is ready to air some shit out about who he is suing, and ppl who talk that shit. So thank you Yung Joc for todays lesson.

Lesson 8:

Don't Talk Shit... you never know who is going to get the last laugh.

btw: if yall dont have that drake tape ( datpiff.com )..or my bf Deron's new single "wonderland"( http://bit.ly/IuHNh ) yall are slippin.. get up on it !!!

Until we meet again,

Monroe.