i have a problem...

...with some of you guy's on twitter.





now dont get me wrong, everyone knows that i LOVE twitter. but some of you people... well a lot of you people be doin way too much.



problem #1- why do some of yall insist on retweeting ever @ that yall get? and then you guys respond on the RT like everyone in the twitter world gives a damn. confused by what i mean?

ex: RT @blahbloblee: @bleehblaa maaan what you doin today // not shit man

RT @blahbloblee : @bleeblahh ooh thats whats up hit me if you do summ // aight bruh i got you

now, its already annoying that you havin a full not shit conversation on twitter... but why must you retweet and respond your entire not shit conversation to the world. I speak for many people when i say WE DONT GIVE A FUCK. please just @ that person back, so my whole timeline is not filled up.

problem #2- You people who @ celebrities all day everyday. why are you doing that? you look thirsty as fuck. if they wanted to talk to you, they would have followed your ass by now, and yall would be having conversations thru DM.

problem #3- people who beg for followers or brag about how many followers they have, or ask you to follow them back. Begging for followers is so lame, just as lame as asking people to follow you back. just because you follow me does not mean that i have to follow you back. if i wanted to follow you i would. so if i dont there is a reason... your tweets are probably annoying, you probably tweet celebs all day, and you probably be tweeting about not shit all day long. and since when did your follow count matter? half of everyones followers are spam people anyway. so if you are a regular ass person with 600+ followers, half of those people following you arent really following you at all. they are SPAM. so stop boasting about your follow count, because if thats what makes you fell important you should really find a hobby

problem #4- these girls who tweet about sex and nasty shit all damn day. im not talking about people who are known for that, im talking about this average ass or ugly ass girls who you go to school with. bitch we do not care about whose face you just sat on, the fact that you are taking a shit, or tghe fact that you have a flock of niggas wanting to talk to you. half of the shit about sex is a lie, or if it is the truth we dont want to know that you are doing it.

problem #5- these people who get these brand new personalities on twitter. i dont know if this is the person that you wish you were, but you are not. and when you tweet all this dumb bullshit everyone is wondering why you are bein so damn fake on twitter.

problem #6- these people who @ me and talk to me on twitter knowing that we have never and will never speak in real life. i dont do twitter friends. if i dont talk to you in the real world why in the good Lords name am i going to talk to you via twitter?

problem #7- people takin this twitter shit waaay to personal. I know there are going to be a few people who are going to be upset about this post because they do this shit all daty everyday. and there are people whio get mad about the shit that i post on twitter. baby, its just twitter/blogger... its not that serious.

=o]

Come for the queen.

Goodmorning you beautiful creatures. =o)

Sooo... I've decided that I would send you guys some pictures this morning. Enjoy.

Have a great weekend guys. and if you have any stories you wanna tell email me at talesofmonroe@aim.com or hit me on twitter @puffherphish

p.s... if you havent already, please listen to B. Scott's "Come for the Queen" (click play"
this song gives me sooo much life. The song doesnt have that many lyrics... but the lyrics that are there SLAAAY.
All I can say is yaaaaaassss, honey yaasssss. *vougues.... and dip*

"I dont care if you come for me, I want you to come for me... I dare you to come for me"

"Throw the rocks, knock yourself out.... they wont hit me"'

"Throw your rocks at my throne, they wont touch me because youre unknown"

Your the only stupid one...

sorry it been a while.. i was waiting on some stories to come in, but they havent...

PLEASE SEND IN YOUR STORIES !! L0L

Lesson 19:

CAG's stop thinking that the girls your obsessed with are stupid. =]

no more drama for me.. well low key there is. the CAG made a fake fb profile and tried to add me as a friend.

at first CAG made it a boy named Brad Thomas from Homewood, AL.... My friend told me about this person, and how it was really CAG. The person was messaging this girl calling her every name under the sun, callin her ugly.. it was soo rude...

Then, a week or 2 later Brad Thomas went from a boy... to a girl. from the Birmingham network to the Virginia Beach, VA network. Then Brad Thomas went from Brad to N****a Thomas... a female name.

soo, i looked at the email address, cuz u know u can look up people by the email.. how funny that the email is jeremypugh18@yahoo.com

hmm, who else has the last name of pugh? So to make matters funnier, My friend AG saw the page when we were hangin out, and we called N****a and asked her if she had FB, and she said no. (yesss people, this girl doesn't even have her own FB...and CAG went and made one up !! bahaha) So we sent the girl the profile pic and link to the page via email, and her friend looked her up, and confirmed it.... whats even funnier is that N****a knew it was CAG from the jump !! l0l.

and on another note.. CAG saw me and AG at the mall on Sat. She has been trying to get him to stop talking to me for a little while now, so after sat, one of her friends randomly started hitting AG up... coincidence? I think notttt

Monroe

A Shout Out to CAG's Everywhere

OMG !! i Deff got 100 hits from yesterday to today !! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY !! l0l

SOO, as you guys know.. ive been dealing with a CAG. And its sad because she's harrassing alot of people... i think she has psychological problems...So im going to use her as an example to all girls who deal with a CAG on a daily basis...

Lesson 14:

If she texts you:: D0N'T TEXT HER BACK !!

This is exactly what she wants you to do. And shes going to use these texts against you. She is going to show her friends like: "look, this lil girl keeps texting me asking me about (insert name here)"

Lesson 15:

If you get a message about some mess, whether its from her, her friends or family: D0N'T MESSAGE HER BACK !!

Well, you can message back.. but don'g start cussing and actin a fool. If its rude say "Im sorry you feel like that" and let that be it. You do not have to talk to them.

It really sad and pathetic that there are girls like this in the world.. but its just another case of AW (Angry Woman) or ABF (Angry Black Female).

I've been talking to this girl who is going thru HELL with her own CAG and it's really starting to upset her. Her CAG texts her, calls her, messages her on FB, and gets other people to do the same... and i think its soo sad. I feel sorry for this girl, but i feel even more sad for her CAG.. the fact that she does all of this shows that she cares WAY to much... even when she says that she doesn't which brings me to another point:

Lesson 16:

Even when your CAG says she doesn't care about you.. she does.

If she didn't care about you, she wouldn't be going thru all of this just to bother you. It's sad and pathetic.

Lesson 17:

If your a CAG cut it out !!

you look sad and pathetic. You care more about the person who are harrasing than your own life. Even tho you think your friends are laughing with you, they are laughing at you.. they think your crazy too !!

This is what my CAG wrote about me.. yess another status:

Amber Pugh:: W0W THiS GiRl iS S0 0BSSESD WiT ME i TH0UGHT iT WAS BRANDD0N BUT iTS ME...l0l SHE iS AlWAYS C0NCERND WiT WAT iM D0iN 0R WAT Mi STATUS SAY...W0W M0RGAN GET A liFE...BUT 0N A SAD N0TE...BRANDD0N iS G0NE =[

I don't know about you guys... but this is upsetting... not because she's talking about me, cuz i could care less... but because she feels the need to do this in the first place. I guess she thinks that she's the reason im doing all of this.. but i'll let you know the reason i went thru this whole 3 day blogg spree about the situation:

I want people who are going thru this situation to know that they are not alone. there are CAG's every where. Some are going thru it way worst than me, and some aren't having it bad at all. The thing is, most of these girls are so upset, and crying to their friends about it. But me, I laugh at it because I see thru it. And you should too. The CAG is just insecure, and trying to use you to make herself feel better.

So DONT give in !! you are better than her, and are probably already over the guy who she is obsessed with. You are beautiful and intelligent, and don't let this low-life interfere with anything!!

Hope I helped someone.

Monroe.

a Wee Little Rant pt. 2 *Update*

soo... CAG wrote a status about me on FB yesterday... l0l.

But.. since she put my name all out of FB... i guess i can put her name out too right?

well this is what Amber Pugh's FB status read:

Amber Pugh F0UND 0UT WH0 HACKED Mi PAGE T0DAY..l0l THANKS M0RGAN M******...AKA M0RGAN M0NR0E AS SHE liKES T0 SAY...AND HER FRiENDS F0R HACKN Mi PAGE GRW UP AND GET A F*****N liFE....GlAD T0 KNW UR S0 C0NCERNED WiT ME..FYi BRANDD0N iS STill HERE....i KNW UR 0BSSESSED WiT HiM iF iTS THAT DEEP T0 U...U CAN HAV HiM iF HE TAKES U...l0l UR S0 SAD U HAV N0 liFE...l0l ME AND Mi M0M HAD A G00D lAUGH.....=]

Its alway nice to know that I'm on peoples minds... and that this shows how much people really never grow up.. even when they are about to be a mom or are already mothers... hmmm...

so like i said, im working on a post about unfit mothers (im sure we know who im reffering too) but now i have been motivated to also write another one... mothers who act like children... geeze who would have ever thought the these people would have been my inspiration...

oh BTW: GO LAKERS !!! 103-94 baby!! =]

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

Everyday clique wasted !!

So, this story is funny !! l0l

Lesson 13:

Don't talk it and not back it up !! l0l

Well back in high school, my senior year me and a couple of my friends had the luxury of turning 18 before the school year ended. So one Friday during lunch me and the fellas are at the table and we some how make an idea that we should all go to the strip club later that night. Everyone that was 18 agreed with an enthusiastic "hell yea" lol..
so night time comes, and one of my boys bas this older homie that was like 25 26 ish that always buys us bottles from the liquor store... and he decides to come with us to the strip club to quote on quote " show us how he get down" lol
So we all are in the car on the way to the strip club its four of us me, 2 of my homies from school, and the old head (no homo) and we are in the car getting messed up! We drinkin E&J as well as Henny str8! But I look at ol buddy that's 25 and he appears to be way more drunk than all of us!
So we get to the club which has 2 sides, a pole dancing side and a private dance side, yu have to pay admission for both sides...
So we go on the pole dancer side for like 30 mins, it was nothing I haven't seen before so I wasn't too excited but I was feeling good !! Lol
So the 25 yr old dude has a bright idea to go to the private dance side.
So we go outside and the 25 yr old leads and goed thru the private dance door, he starts to scream with this big ass bouncer that looked like Kimbo Slice lol so we try to calm him down because the bouncer gave us the look that meant "I'm bout to fuck your boy up!" So we try to calm him down but he is so drunk and not listening to us that we just walk outside and lean againt the wall outside, they were stillllll arguing smh
So the next thing you know me and my niggas just see's Mr. 25 just fly out the fuckin door and the bouncer. He had on a white button up that was now black and the same for his white fitted... it was so crazy it wasn't right but I died laughing!
The End -

Lol... its ok to get wasted... just dont get too wasted !!

Peace.Love.Sex,

Monroe.

Every young boys dream...

Heres another story. Im so excited !! l0l. if you want to see your story here send to talesofmonroe@aim.com. =]

Lesson 11:

Catholic girls get it poppin.

So, for my guys, you know what I mean when I say senior year of high school was the best out of the four.years. And it was for me as well. Had my car, a little summer job, and I had just graduated. It felt like I was on top of the world. Then came this passion fruit, whose name for her sake will be "Tasty".
She was a green from the jump. Want to know how we met? At my prom dinner, and no, she wasn't my date. She was a friend of the family, my cousin's friend to be specific. I knew from the first time she looked at my crouch all she wanted was some deep stroke.

And about two weeks and two dates later, that's what she got. It was an awkward event though. Tasty told me her mom and dad worked all day on tuesdays so I could come through whenever and stay til whenever! Before 8 o'clock of course. So I showed up at about one. Considerin I had work @ 5 I figured that would give me just enough time to bang it out for 3 hours and an hour of leeway to get to work.

Pulled into the driveway and called her cell to let her know I was outside, tasty told me to come around back. Walked up to her backyard patio and smelt cigarette smoke. Now I was not a fan of tobacco, but she mad cigarette smoking look like the best blow job on earth. And she went to catholic school, have you seen a catholic uniform before you're about to sex? Hopefully not if you're over 18. I was 17 so I was good LoL. So we go inside to the basement living room and sat on the couch, watched some Maury, and then I told her I couldn't take it anymore, it was time to get down. So she gets on top of me, and I reach under her skirt to grab some loving and OMFG!!! No panties. I melted in the chair then and there. Catholic uniform and no panties? The couch disappeared and I was looking up to the ceiling from her floor, with chest in hand. Then, an air matress appeared. This was any 17 year old's dream: my very own pornset complete with bad lighting and clear high heels on the girl. So we go and go and go until she says "baby I can't do it anymore, I came like 4 times". Oh yeah, superman cape on my back. I just happened to look @ the clock which said 4:45.

Soooo remember that job?

I didn't lose it for being late but I did catch reckless driving en route for doing 95 in a 50.

What I learned?
Sex with bad girl in catholic school girl outfit + afternoon shift = another driver's ed class

HAHA !! im sure all guys wishes this happened to them.

Until we meet again,

Monroe.

You know what thy say about drunken words...

Yay !! Another submission. I'm sure a few of you can relate to this one. If you have a story you want to submit send it in !! talesofmonroe@aim.com

Lesson 10:

Your not Jamie Fox, so stop trying to blame in on the alcohol

So I always hate when people use being drunk as an excuse for what they did or pretending like they don't remember what they did the next day... but you can remember that I am mad at you?!?! Crazy! I know! anyways... In having a get together at my house on Saturday night my friends and I and some associates were all drinking and having fun. Now I like to keep my personal business personal... so only really close friends know about my relationships/ boo... and barely anything a that! Yes low key! I have well HAD! this one friend who THINKS they are the relationship guru/ master/ know -it - all.... but cant keep a relationship themselves! Funny! yeah! well lately they have been all up in my biz! talking to my boo about whats going on... So i kindly asked her to STOP! Well that was a month before this night! So on this night that I was hosting my get together (at my apartment), she decides to take the person who i talk to aside to talk! I don't mind because note we have all been friends for the last 3-4 years so it is not uncommon for any of us to talk. But i notice her say something about me and i again ask for her NOT to play Dr Phil. Mind you we all had been drinking a lot of wine but its WINE!!! I have been the one to see her pissy drunk plenty of times and let me tell you she is not even close to that point! Anyways she keeps saying little things that i try to blow off because there are a lot of people around... finally i walk out the room and as the guy I talk to is leaving I ask him to tell her to just stop because obviously both of us need to tell her to MYOB because its not working from just me he agrees but says she says she is doing it for me I had to let it be known for good that she is doing it for herself because i never asked her to do anything regarding him and I! So when I go back in ( let me paint a picture of the scene... there are people in the living room on the ouch talking people standing by the counter 2 people in the kitchen and the whole table is full of people) I go to the table and again she asked what i just said to him I kindly turn and say "please stop you are not Dr Phil and I don't need counseling." she then turns and loudly so that everyone in the apartment stops says "I am just helping its not my fault he wants___ (his ex) and is just fucking you on the side" So before I put all her dirty laundry out (oh because she has a couple loads) I removed myself to my room where I childishly called the guy and told him off... yes immature of me to not get his side but your supposed to trust your girls... right?? Too bad she didn't know why he and his ex actually broke up... I did but like I said you trust your girls.... right... Anyways everyone was trying to talk to me but i locked my door... And how dare me walk out 40 minutes later and this chick is still sitting at my table drinking and socializing. I am kind of a passive person because i still said nothing I used the bathroom and went back to y room... yes I know how could the host be in her room crying while people are drinking down her money... I try to stay nice! I did not flip till people tried to invade my space in my room that's when I went off!
So now that you have the detailed story hear this she goes outside my apt "drunk" crying to everyone that I am mad! Stop Please! then text me I am nothing but nice in my response that I just don't want to talk because I would never do that to her so I expect the same treatment the next morning i receive more texts and this time the tone is rude and almost like she is trying to play me! So i stop responding... I have been back home now and recently a friend called telling me she is claiming she was drunk and does not even remember... HA! Please! Lets be grown and start taking responsibility you know because you text me and know wont talk to the guy.... YOU were wrong and you are not Jaimie Foxx so stop blaming it on the alcohol!

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Im sure her friend learned a valuable lesson. She would have been kicked out of the house if it was my call...

Until we meet again,

Monroe.

Haha

So, IDK if you guys follow Yung Joc on Twitter.. ( www.twitter.com/IamYungjoc ) but this nigga is FUNNY!! l0l. First he starts alot of hype saying that him, Kat Williams, and DMX were about to give a big ass dog some coke.Then he says he got attacked and is in the hospital. It was all a lie, but shit, it made me wanna follow him to see what kinda funny shit he was gonna say. Well if you have been foloowing him you know what TUESDAY means, and if you havnt you will soon. HE says he is ready to air some shit out about who he is suing, and ppl who talk that shit. So thank you Yung Joc for todays lesson.

Lesson 8:

Don't Talk Shit... you never know who is going to get the last laugh.

btw: if yall dont have that drake tape ( datpiff.com )..or my bf Deron's new single "wonderland"( http://bit.ly/IuHNh ) yall are slippin.. get up on it !!!

Until we meet again,

Monroe.

What a Saturday Night.

hmm... so no updates in awhile... l0l

Lesson 5:

don't wait on your friends to help u w/ ur blog !! l0l

I was waiting on my friend DH to send me a story, and he didn't.. so here we are... after a week. l0l.

Lesson 6:

Old men are scary, especially when your at a hood party.

So i was at a rather CRAZY party Saturday night. Like strippers, old men, young girls, weed, liquor.. yess the works. so while i was there, i fell asleep. don't think I'm a light weight, not even. My contacts kept drying up because of all of the action going around. I got hit on by 3 old ass men.

1st man: i would say late 40s early 50s. He kept trying to make small talk with me about stupid stuff so i was being really rude. He offered to bring me a drink... but every lady knows (don't let a man bring you a drink). He is actually the reason i fell asleep in the first place, soo boring. l0l

2nd man: so i closed my eyes AGAIN because my eyes were stinging. As soon as i closed the this white man was like [this] close to my face and was like, why are you falling asleep, and scared the shit out of me. He asked me the same questions as the first boring man. and when he saw how rude i was being he was like "well I'm gonna go look for my friend in V.I.P. if you need a ride, or anything lemme know !!

*now why in the fuck did he really think that i would ask him for a ride? Jersey men are scary.

3rd man: So i went to find my friends after the 2nd man left, and this other man walks up to me. He was like can I get you a drink, and it was like 3am so i said OK. I went to the bar and he was giving me the SAME boring small talk. H then asked if he could take me out. I lied and said I had a girlfriend, he then said, well I own the club that these strippers came from, I can hook you up with one of them...

*wwwhhhyyy would I want to hook up with a stripper? come on guys.

so yeah.. my night was defiantly interesting, l0l.

i should have another story very soon.. and like i said, if anyone has any funny stories that they learned a lesson from.. send them in. talesofmonroe@aim.com

thanks babes !!

Until We Meet Again,

Monroe.